Monday, November 17, 2008

Crazy things boys do

1. Refuse to hold an umbrella

2. Thunder down a flight of stairs (tha-DUMP-tha-DUMP)

3. Side hug

4. Wash everything in one load

5. Spit

6. Drink from the bottle

7. Walk it off

8. Drive lost

9. Keep an empty chair between them

10. (your pick)

Yes, I am baiting you. I haven't seen traction since I dissed Keith Urban.


  1. I think this is more universal than not: many refuse to wear pants once they are within the confines of their own home. They will wear underpants and, if you're lucky, pajama pants.

  2. It's hard to even fake outrage when I do all of these, save for #5. Because as Violet says, "Spitting's a dirty habit."


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