SweetPee. The product you didn't know you needed, and still aren't convinced about.
But then you have to understand the premise that motivated these inventors, in their own words:
It's a wonder they urinate at all, really.
The FAQs are a delight! Here are a few:
How does one hold the shield in place?
My favorite line on the whole website:
The drawings are here.
"It truly is the answer to my prayers..."
Damn right I sit right down. But then I only go twice a day, as anyone who knows me will tell you.
Best news for you venture capitalists: The SweetPee patent is for sale. Call them to buy now before someone snatches up (oh yes I did) this idea.