Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I am so tired of the Duggars

18th child expected

Michelle Duggar is 41 and the mother of soon-to-be 18.
The oldest is 20. The youngest born is 9.
The uterus is 1000.
Even a brood sow gets to retire.

I am tired of their procreation being sponsored by corporate America.
Sadly, not this sector.

But mostly, it is this that is so completely tiresome:
Joshua, Jennifer, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger (ew. did you forget the Y?), Joseph, Josiah, 11, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, (it took them this long to choose JAMES) Justin, Jackson, and Johannah.

I am not even going to post their picture.
I am going to link to this instead.

Your social security benefit will be paid for by the home-schooled. Plan accordingly.


  1. Check out the 'Quiverful' website.
    All this procreation is "endorsed"
    in Psalm 127. It's time they gave the planet a break!!

  2. Not hard to figure out what the parents do for fun, is it? Wonder how they have time?!? Marn

  3. Did you notice that the dad's name is Jim Bob? Some stereotypes are indeed based in reality.


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