From the people who brought you the falling satellite

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OKLAHOMA CITY: On February 17th, Hallmark/Westland Meat Packing recalled 143 million pounds of beef.

"The agriculture department says there is no cause for alarm. Most of the meat was eaten long ago..." (Economist, 1Mar08)

Click here to clog the Secretary of Agriculture's mailbox with all kinds of crazy.

Suggested content:

1. Exactly how long ago is long ago enough not to worry?

2. What if I didn't cook it?

3. Is beef the same as cow?

4. Can you come check out what's in my freezer right now?

5. Told Ya! Love, PETA

6. I am no longer going to buy your greetings cards, and Glenn Close has some explaining to do!

7. The past few years, the Federal Government of Nigeria allocated funds to its Ministries and Agencies based on their requests for funds for the execution of projects. Due to the Government's Central Accounting System, all such allocated funds were paid into the Central Bank of Nigeria, which is the apex bank as well as the banker to the Federal Government...

8. Dear Mr. Sec'y. I don't feel so good. And Mommy doesn't answer anymore.

I'll leave the last 2 up to you.