Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Overheard at the diner

Woman:  Do you have wheat pancakes?

Amber the Waitress: No.. sorry...

Woman:  Ok, then... I'll have the eggs benedict.  But only half the sauce.  Not all the sauce... that you usually put on it.  [pause]  And wheat toast.

Her Son:  Mom.  You ordered eggs benedict.  It comes on, like,  English muffins.

Woman:  Are they wheat English muffins?

Waitress:  No... sorry....

Woman: Do you have anything wheat?

Son: Mom.

Woman:  Well, it's very hard for me... I can't handle white bread.

Son: It's not that much white bread.

Me:  shoot me please. 

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