Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Lesser Known Medical Conditions

1. Lactose Impatient

2. Uberglycemia

3. Turboneuralgia

4. Angoraphobia

5. Android Arthritis

6. Glass Empty Syndrome

7. Peanut Compulsion

8. Hermaphroditic Obesity

9. Andromeda Strain

10. Sacro-Similac disease

Dear Readers, I know you want more. I even have more. I'm just wicked busy.
The blind people simply must know the wonders of Boise, Idaho, and someone has to do this laundry.

Love me in spite of my neglect of you.


  1. Hahaha
    Please post others, including the names of today's medication that might cure them.

  2. You must write this coffee table/bar/bathroom book.


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