1. Lactose Impatient
2. Uberglycemia
3. Turboneuralgia
4. Angoraphobia
5. Android Arthritis
6. Glass Empty Syndrome
7. Peanut Compulsion
8. Hermaphroditic Obesity
9. Andromeda Strain
10. Sacro-Similac disease
Dear Readers, I know you want more. I even have more. I'm just wicked busy.
The blind people simply must know the wonders of Boise, Idaho, and someone has to do this laundry.
Love me in spite of my neglect of you.
Hahaha
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You must write this coffee table/bar/bathroom book.
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