The single greatest customer of the US Postal System is "experiencing issues with [their] shipping system." They are falling all over themselves with apology and promised credits, and oh-so-embarrassed by this turn of events.
Lucky, their ad server has another suggestion for how you can ride out these "issues," and save Netflix a damn lot of overhead costs. They apologize and they thank you.
Ooh, that is SO EVIL! Seriously, that is awful.
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