Here's how I got here: Suburbia reads Celebitchy.com, which she has turned me on to, and which I don't really get, but I've been visiting. Celebitchy's blogroll includes a site called Barbie Martini, two words that always get my attention. And Barbie Martini (actually a collective of celeb-gossipers) says "hot."
Even in 1975, when this look was popular, he is not hot. Though he is holding what appear to be a glass slipper and a package of black pantyhose in this picture, and has lovely hairless forearms, I can not concur with hottie of the week.
Australian - generally hot
anti-Nashville look - hot in theory
David Spade hairdo - no
highlights - really? why? are you a 40 year old Mom?
Brown on brown? I believe I can smell the Drakkar Noir from here.
trucker wallet - ouch
Shop class leather bracelet - he made it himself