Caroline has made webenemies, and in the strangest of arenas.
Two years ago, I declared that Keith Urban was not, in fact, "hot." I still stand by that, by the way.
To further antagonize his fans, I will underscore this by saying I file all of these performers under "Toby Keith Urban," and could not pass a blind name that tune test. I don't have to. It's my blog.
By the same phenomenon that may have caused the Bloomberg Report to break the story that American Airlines filed for bankruptcy (again?! No, 6 years ago...) this 2-year old filler story of no importance has generated new traffic, and comments.
Most of the comments are directed at me.
- I have "issues"
- I wish I looked good in Brown-on-brown
- I need to have my eyes opened
Now I'll never get asked to the slumber party.
I compared his look to 1978. I stand by that too.
I never said anything about you who do think Keith Urban is hot (haha, now I come up in your match no matter what you search on...). But I see I am now totally counted o-u-t, so let me save you the Comment time.
I am gross, queer, ta'hd, I'm ugly and my momma dresses me funny.
But thanks for reading. Arianna Huffington has recommended I should bait traffic with some controversial statement. I had no idea it would be this.