Incident-free and proud to be

The insurance company informs me I am a "99," which is an excellent-excellent driver. According to the 3 paragraph letter they sent, I am eligible for a discount-plus-credit. But they didn't say what it was. The backside of the letter, I am informed, is "intentionally left blank." This also took more effort than telling me my discount.

I suppose "discount" is always good; I just wonder why they would bother to send this letter without the information that I might actually want.

I also wonder if this is a planned jinx.

'cause that's how they get ya.