Turns out I am Spiderman

intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

According to Which Superhero are You? quiz. These are the great moments we need the Internet for -- uncredentialed personality tests that are oddly satisfying.

I confess to a girlhood crush on Peter Parker, but let's face it. He's no Speed Racer.

According to the Which Classic Sit-com Character are you, quiz, I am Cmmdr Adama from Battlestar Gallactica... and I think we all agree that was not a sit-com. But "fearless, courageous, and tolerant of the idiots in your charge"? Yeh, I'll take it.

In the realm of Washed-Up Sit-Com stars, I come out as Bea Arthur. [I am not making any of this up; I am sitting here taking quizzes.] "a strong woman with strong opinions." God'll get you for that, QuizFarm.

By now you must realize I am only amusing myself.

Which dictator am I? Why don't you guess:
Joseph Stalin! h'ray! We are so proud. "You can't stand those who question you... You tend to make them disappear very quickly." I can't argue it.

This is quite a dinner party I'm building.

Let's close with something more intellectual. Which Greek Goddess am I?
Hestia, goddess of the hearth. Maude disagrees.