The Rabbit got a haircut.
I have gotten a better look at Satin Shorts, who I failed to mention the first time. He is a 50-ish guy in magnificent form, who uses the elliptical on the mezzanine (how's that for a turn of phrase?). Not a bad view if you don't mind that he is dressed like a Harlem Globetrotter, which it turns out I do. Satin shorts? With stripes? who let that happen?
Today I saw him from the front, and you know, he is more like 60-ish.
So... bravo, Meadowlark. I withdrawn my comment.