Friday, January 22, 2010

Contemplating Jazz....


Dr A has an exercise she puts her students through where she asks them to name as many living poets as they can.  You can imagine they have some difficulty with this -- you might too -- and they often neglect to name Dr A herself.  She takes this in good stride. 

Being a living poet is a lot like being a working actor.  Within your own scene, things are alive and everyone knows everyone else.  You find regular opportunities to practice your art in ways the rest of the world is not even aware of.  Unless they have friends who are living poets.

Live jazz at an Irish pub?  Absolutely.  And once a month, Beat Night.

At Portsmouth, NH's Press Room, musicians meet poets in an improvised celebration of words and music, where featured artists are booked months in advance and attended by a standing room only crowd awaiting their own moment during Open Mike.

Come, she said.  I am booking a room to stay the night.  And so I did, though I had very little expectation for this event.



4 poets and 7 musicians, beginning with Tim Mason, who entered the bar on the phone, to applause, and told his caller that he had to go on stage now. 

The poets spent a few seconds with the band leader to set a mood, identify a location, or a theme (desert storm...go.) Collaboration occurred before our very eyes, as the band leader listened to the poem, the band listened to him, and the poet listened to the band.

Little Bird... with your nose pressed against the pet shop window....

Portsmouth is to NH as Austin is to TX.  It may be that the more conservative the state, the more passionate its hippies.  I realize this was Beat poetry night, and it played that way, but the kings and queens of the room were true Boomers.  They sat up front, some with their youthful disciples, and hummed like another orchestra section when they heard what they liked.  A Theremin section, perhaps.  One sweet boy with Kerouac's dark eyes actually snapped his fingers in approval -- sincerely.

Drip.  Drip.  Drip.

I had a Cougar moment later with him, when he read his own work during Open Mike.  I don't remember what he said anymore. Momma had had a bottle of wine by then.  But I...liked it.

I sing the body electric...

Ok, Whitman was no Beat.  But only because he hadn't thought of it yet.  What that band could have done with Had I the Choice.  In fact, I challenge the group here and now to have a Whitman night, with band, and invite Open Mikers to draw a poem out of a bowl and read it cold.  I am full of ideas.  Someone else will have to make that happen.

Death...Rape...Lesbianism

Old Hollins joke -- how to get an A in Writing Seminar.  Cover the Big 3.  Really all you had to do to get an A in Writing Seminar was survive it.  I famously did not.  Best Hollins GDR reading moment - Baroness and I with church giggles during the closing line

And he put the cigarette out / in my palm

There were no giggles at the Press Room.  The featured poets were phenomenal and the band a constant surprise.  The Open Mikers were brave first-timers reading poems from notebooks and folded papers produced from pockets.  They gave the band a try and were applauded just for trying, and again when they had finished.

I have written 65 songs.  And they are all about Joe.

They say theatre does not exist because the world needs theatre, but because people need to make theatre.  This may not be true about poetry, but I think it is true about Beat Night.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I do not make this up

One of the Readership comments often that he can not tell when I am just weaving a story and when things really happened.  This is my own fault.  I do embroider -- a recent email to the inner circle referred to Robots at the New Mill, when there are not really robots.  I believe that my embroidery is so spangly outrageous that it can not be real.  Only bedazzling.  For the record: unless it is filed under Fiction... I do not make it up. 

Embroider, disguise, omit.... yes.  The Mill -- not really a mill.    Dr. A -- really a Dr.  By his own admission, Bruce Wayne is not a super hero.  Just dreamy.  I am sorry if this makes it hard to follow.  My neighbors can help you with that.

Because this really happened.

I hesitate to write about the neighbors much -- thanks to the miracle of Facebook, and the Share This button at left, I can not longer tell who reads this material.  But then again, it did really happen.  Dog Walker, who lives in the Big Brother house, said this to me a few days ago:

He: [Housemate] told me what you did for work.  I thought you were some kind of FBI Agent.

"Some kind."  I'll tell you this: if I am going to be any kind of agent, it is Purdy.  In't it.

Me: {petting one of the dogs} I don't do anything right now, but I'll start a new job next week.  {straightening for direct eye contact - dogs and dog walkers both hate this} You thought I was a spy?

He:  {nuthin}

Me:  be careful out there.  {exit}

He is home all day, walks dogs every 20 minutes all around the neighborhood.  But I'm the spy.
nyuh-huh.
Notice how I didn't say I wasn't.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Billie

Yesterday we talked about Stephanie's impressive movie mind and collection of Golden Hollywood titles.  I felt like Belle in the library (though I do own nearly all of the Jodie collection on VHS, Stephanie actually keeps her VCR in service, which enabled us to watch Billie.)

She's doing some sort of frug, I think, or the Charlie Brown dance.

You may be familiar with this film; I had never heard of it.  Let me make that clear;  I had never heard of it -- I, who hours before, had named Broadway Melody as an Oscar winner.  I, who had for days enjoyed a spontaneous game we had invented where one turned into Mrs Blandings without notice -- preferably when dealing with waitstaff  "I'd like the green lettuce, but not a regular 'leafy' green, more like a foam green.  Have the chef drive to the Safeway on West Market and take the Specials sign down from above the avacadoes.  It's a darker green than that."  I, who can invoke Patty Duke for an unlimited number of reference points (sudden clarity?  spell W-A-T-E-R!  Need to deny something?  Blame your identical cousin.  Defending your boys?  Quote Neely O'Hara, "Ted Casablanca is NOT a fag... and I'm the dame who can prove it."  Fed up with it all?  Throw the turkey into the alley.)

What were we talking about?
so Billie... never heard of it.  God bless our friends who will remedy these cultural flaws.

1965.
Patty (call me Anna) is about 19, playing 15, in a Lance Kerwin hairdo and capri pants.  She's a star athlete all right, but she's all girlShe'll sing about it.  Twice.
Jim Backus and Jane Greer are her parents (they're tearing her apaaaart!).  The rest of the cast - only Dick Sargeant, Ted Bessell, Richard Deacon, Billy DeWolfe, Charles Lane, and WAIT A MINUTE Donna McKechnie as the lead dancer (and asst choreographer).  

Billie is recruited by a forward thinking coach who just wants to win, but her dad is running for Mayor on an "old-fashioned values" platform.  That is not the film's central conflict.  Dad gives into that pretty easily after Billie explains that the pursuit of happiness is her constitutional right.  This seems to sway him, even though that is from the Declaration, not the Bill of Rights.  The central conflict is Billie's weak boyfriend, who is bugged by the way Billie helps the other guys work out by teaching them to hear a groovy 60s beat in their heads and run to that.  what a gas.

Amazon recommends that people often buy Billie with The Trouble with Angels."  I think that tells you everything you need to know.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Oscar Season - better stretch out

It started as a chat about movies... and lists.   The next thing we knew, we had invented a game that had only 3 props: a World Almanac and 2 very frightening brains soaked in 100 years of movie facts. 

Stephanie asked if I could name all the Best Picture winners.  I said I probably could, but wouldn't be able to lay them out in order.  The 1930's might be a blur, but I would just keep saying It Happened One Night until I was right.  That's when she got the almanac.

It only went up to the mid 90s, and we were going to finish, but we started watching Billie instead (more about that tomorrow). 

The rules were fairly simple, and established without discussion.  We moved year by year.  Stephanie would provide certain clues (such as what other major awards it won, or if it won no other major awards).  She also had a loopy Will Shortz-style hint system that might go like this: "The star of this film was also in a film with another actor who was once married to this actor's wife."  I am making that one up, but if you can name the actors and the Oscar winning movie, that would be brilliant.

Sometimes, Stephanie would acknowledge "We have discussed this movie this weekend," because we had been together for days and had talked movies nearly non-stop.  Directors might be named.  But plenty of times, she declared she could not give certain information because it would give it away.  I admire that sort of integrity.

I was permitted certain Yes/No questions ("In Color?"  "Musical?") to prune the options.    Once when she hinted that several actors from the film had been nominated, I asked  "Warner Bros?" and she said, "You can do it by studio?"  For a certain time period... yes, I can, especially Warners and MGM, so as an eliminator, it could help.  After that, she would sometimes feed me the studio.  That only works to about the mid-50s, then it starts to fall apart.

To keep this game from being charades (though a few times "1 word title" or "5 word title" came in handy,  in this case, Platoon and How Green Was my Valley) you have to know a lot of movies, and a lot about movies.  You have to know a lot of industry gossip.  And you have to know your Oscar ceremonies.  Then it is more like Taboo meets Celebrities.

Along the way, we would have to stop and discuss a specific winner once it was revealed; marvel at the revelations (Tony Richardson??!  really...); compare and contrast; eat more clementines.  It took us several hours.  The clues are the heart of the game; the answers are just the reward. We got into a rhythm that amazed even us.  When you are trying to reconnect a friendship after a 10 or 15 year separation, you don't need a lot of fancy props and evening shoes.  Just find the thing you love and celebrate it.

Next visit... we do actors and actresses.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Should I learn about pending legislation in an insurance ad?


Should you learn about it on a blog like this?  Good a place as any.

HR 1895 is also known as the STANDUP Act.  Our "Congreff" is fond of making acronyms out of their legislation.  Did you know that the PATRIOT Act actually stands for "Provide Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism"?  I have filed Support House Underwriting That Urges Protection.

STANDUP means "Safe Teen and Novice Driver Uniform Protection."  The bill proposes graduated drivers licenses ("graduate" like the cylinder).  We were just speaking the other day about how well graduated drinking ages went over in their day.

It works like this:

  1. Learners at 16


  2. Licensed at 18


  3. Limited passengers until 21 (no more than 1 non-familial member)  The following constituents could not be reached for comment:

  • Teenage parents
  • Tank drivers

The goal of this act is to reduce accidents and fatalities caused by inexperienced drivers, and the info site lists other industrialized nations which delay licensing to 17 or 18.

Stats on teenage drivers and passengers are jarring, but may need sorting through.  For example, "...teenage drivers comprise slightly more than 1/3 of all fatalities in motor vehicle crashes in which they are involved..."  We have talked about 33% before.  A significant fraction when you are eating pizza, but not a majority.  This sentences also says that 2/3 of the teenage drivers who are involved in accidents live.

"...motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death of Americans between 15 and 20 years of age..."  40% says one source.  The next leading cause (age 15-19) is Homicide at only 13%.  So that's an attention getter.  You know what it is for younger teens (10-14)?  21%  Not clear who is driving there. Toddlers - 11%.  Now - motor vehicle deaths cause 41% of US deaths overall, but the rate does drop by half after age 20.  Snipeme.com cites over 700 service casualties in Iraq who were under 21 (cite's particular message is to lower the drinking age.)

So far 1895 has only been introduced to sub-committee, and has a long way to go (if you remember your song lyrics).  DrawingIn recommends this tracking site to stay up to date on this and other Bills that interest you. This is primarily a Democrats' Bill, with support from Republicans Gerlach and Castle (PA and DE).

To start your own teen shuttle, contact these people.