Aisle Seats!
Window Seats!
Saints preserve us, sure and it's seats that they're havin'.
You can choose your seat during check-in.
Did you know that?
They won't be able to keep it on the shelf. "Select aisle seats in the first several rows of Coach."
fine print: we selected this one, that one, and... that guy over there.
Have you had enough sarcasm yet? Dear Airline industry: I am grateful enough you left the seats in at all, because if you could find a way to make me pay even more money for less comfort, I know that you would.
Other new membership clubs you can enjoy.
Border's and Barnes & Noble offer you books. books I tell you. If you spend $20, and then spend $200, you get 10% off. which is.... wait. what?
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