Monday, April 28, 2008

Grasping at straws

You thought you would let your frequent flier membership go. It just wasn't paying off in markdowns or upgrades, but don't cut that card so fast! Because USAirways has......

Aisle Seats!
Window Seats!
Saints preserve us, sure and it's seats that they're havin'.

You can choose your seat during check-in.
Did you know that?

They won't be able to keep it on the shelf. "Select aisle seats in the first several rows of Coach."

fine print: we selected this one, that one, and... that guy over there.

Have you had enough sarcasm yet? Dear Airline industry: I am grateful enough you left the seats in at all, because if you could find a way to make me pay even more money for less comfort, I know that you would.

Other new membership clubs you can enjoy.

Border's and Barnes & Noble offer you books. books I tell you. If you spend $20, and then spend $200, you get 10% off. which is.... wait. what?

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