Alyssa throws out a meme:
How To Create An Un-Bucket List
1. Create a list of things you vow never to do.
3. Congratulations! You have accomplished an enormous amount!
You've heard me say, "I hope to/could go my entire life without..." You know that I am fond of absolutes like these, finger pointed in the air Cathy Guisewite style.
2. Read Twilight. Just to tweak the zeitgeist.
3. Shoot drugs. You have to have one on the list you can be sure of. Especially if you have already blown # 1
4. Know where I lost my glasses in 1982. But I think it through all the time.
5. Leave Netflix. They will have to leave me first.
6. Believe that I need undercoating.
7. Get back to my fighting weight.
9. Fix ______________. I had something there, but it turned into a list.
10. Finish this list.