Woman: Do you have wheat pancakes?
Amber the Waitress: No.. sorry...
Woman: Ok, then... I'll have the eggs benedict. But only half the sauce. Not all the sauce... that you usually put on it. [pause] And wheat toast.
Her Son: Mom. You ordered eggs benedict. It comes on, like, English muffins.
Woman: Are they wheat English muffins?
Waitress: No... sorry....
Woman: Do you have anything wheat?
Son: Mom.
Woman: Well, it's very hard for me... I can't handle white bread.
Son: It's not that much white bread.
Me: shoot me please.
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